Many students are lucky to be employed at all because they majored in subjects that have never been in demand and never will be outside of a classroom.

You’re assuming the one who spent six figures on a degree in lesbian dance theory is capable of a more substantial thought process. They've kind of already proven they are not.

Gas. Canned goods. Meat. Toilet paper. Water. New cars. New houses. We watched damn near every product category get bent over and fucked with COVID.

You know the ONE category that hardly went up in price on the shelf, while we also closed nary a store? Booze.

Other than the “experience” brands marketed with bullshit over substance, your average bottle of vodka, tequila, rum, or whiskey barely moved in price. It’s still surprisingly low.

No. Not an alcoholic or own a liquor store. Drinking every now and then revealed static prices quite noticeable over the last 5 years when everything else took a 30% increase. Am I worried about the alcohol mafia pushing price up? No, not really. People aren’t buying it because people aren’t drinking. If they want to raise the price in THAT kind of market, they’ll be giving away three cases of Jack Daniel’s with every new 2023 sold off the lot at a loss, joining the delusional car market.

There are alternatives that are a lot healthier than booze now, and the younger generation isn’t falling for that gateway drug bullshit anymore. Alcohol had its run. It ain’t coming to an end anytime soon, but they can’t afford to increase prices much. Tends to create sobriety rather than profit.

I’d love to know how the lawyer will react after defending this dogshit excuse only to go home to a nagging wife bitching about how she just ‘bought” that Real Housewives season last weekaaaand it’s gone. She’s bitching because she didn’t quite catch her husbands “acknowledgement” on page 274 of a fucking EULA no one reads.

The excuse-statement above, is a middle finger to this problem. We already have bullshit “conditions” written in legalese not even lawyers like to read. That ain’t helping, assholes.

* shoves rose pedals into bong *

”Dude, where’d you get the rose pedals?”

”Mom’s garden. Don’t worry bro. Once I smoke this I’ll be able to out-smart her yelling.”

I hear ya, but I'm having a hard time envisioning it. Someone hold my beer and pass me that satellite uplink for the PPV feed. We'll need funding for this.

- Dr. Florida Man, Chief Pervatologist

If society wasn't purposely distracted by absolutely fucking worthless Us vs. Them politics for profits sake, we might have been able to realize the harm caused by abusing Weapons of Mass Distraction. Like social media, AI, and Us vs. Them politics.

The Disease of Greed, infected our species long ago. Destroyed advancements in knowledge and wisdom many times over. As we continue to pull more and more artifacts from the sands of time that we modern "smart" humans can't even explain, that pathetic reality becomes more and more apparent. The fall of Rome was merely the latest example of Greed destroying a civilization. There were many before that.

We don't advance as a species because of the Disease of Greed. We merely prophesize our own demise over and over again. Thinking differently is like assuming a stock market crash will never happen again. It not only will happen again, but it'll happen for the exact same reason it did before. The same reason Greed swore wouldn't happen again. Again.

Rabbits were a native species in the Everglades.

Their numbers now represent damn near extinction in the area.

You're still paying humans behind the scene because the rabbits are nothing more than electronic bait. Screw that waste too.

Fill the rabbits with either a deadly neurotoxin (if snakes are trying to eat them), or fill them with 250,000 volts of tasing power. Along with a webcam of course. The PPV revenue would more than pay for more rabbits, along with the satellite uplinks and WiFi in the everglades.

We're not catching the damn things for trophies. Kill them where they lay before someone suggests drone carpet bombing. This isn't a small problem anymore. It's why I suggested neurotoxin. You ain't killing anything else down there accidentally because there isn't anything "else" left.

Unless the store manager happens to also be a Tik Tok influencer who wants to turn filling 18000 water cups into some kind of "viral" stunt.

8 hours and a $2,000 water bill later, they'll realize the 27,000 views wasn't nearly enough to stop off a well-justified firing.

Unless the district manager happens to also be a..

(Try not to forgot the attention-whoring world we live in.)

It's PC-speak. Nothing more.

What the educated executive wanted to say is the technology itself works just fine. We just need to legalize bitch-slapping the living shit out of trolls to validate that. You know, common sense shit.

The Leave No Moron Behind policies that reduced the American classroom down to the lowest dumbnominator, didn’t fall off the back of the DoE truck yesterday. Neither did turning the entire American education system into a liberal cesspool of political indoctrination. Let’s try and remember that before we assume a single administration or political party is to blame.

Greed infected education. We fucked the kids and their future when we started tying dollars to grades.

If Apple is required by law to do something and then turns around and does not do or allow that something, that’s not what I or anyone else would call “compliance”.

Requiring no explanation is akin to telling a bank manager “girl math” is the reason they should ignore a negative bank balance.

Fine them $1M per day until they provide a legal explanation. Otherwise, call malicious defiance what it is; blatant corruption.

It’s a social media platform. Even investors should stop seeing it as a job seeking platform. Between ghost jobs and bots trying to maintain the delusion of not-a-recession economic outlook to sustain a stock market house of cards, there may now be more evasion there than actual employment.

Its like arguing the vitality of Facebook in another decade. If they’re going to tout “accounts” as a metric of success, remember that’s the world’s largest online graveyard.

If any of your fearmongering had real weight to it, America would have carved Tipper Gores face into Mount Rushmore by now. Needless to say, that didn’t happen. Blackie Lawless is not rotting away in prison. He’s still screaming about Fucking like a Beast, still wearing his buzzsaw codpiece, forty years after attacks on those Freedoms were tried. As we see and hear content streaming into children’s eyes and ears from every platform that would make W.A.S.P. antics look and sound like a Christian Christmas concert.

Rather ironic Lawless was raised in the church. History tends to show what happens when religion is shoved down society’s throat. To both believers and non-believers. Kinda validates todays separation of church and state.

And if you think censorship is going to target video games anytime soon, ask yourself what is training the next generation of warfighters. The Military Industrial Complex certainly knows. The future is a coin toss as to which is more likely; Enders Game or Skynet. Guess it’ll depend on how bad we humans annoy the shit out of AI asking for 3D SpongeBob porn.

Call it what it is already: A Test. The only suggestion needed is a reminder of the communist regime we’re talking about here. Injecting forged packets doesn’t sound like a “whoops” error. And to leave it alone for an entire hour? If that was an error, the hell were they waiting on to fix it? Was the metric fuckton of negative impact in the first 5 minutes not quite enough?

Perhaps we’ll start to recognize the downsides of products being “designed” in America but manufactured elsewhere. I truly wonder if the AAR will validate how blind Greed can be.