Handling Remote Onboarding for New Hires

I’ve onboarded remote hires across time zones, continents, and cultures. And here’s what I’ve learned: Remote onboarding doesn’t ⭐fail⭐ because of location. It fails because of assumptions. Assuming someone will “just speak up.” Assuming they’ll know what success looks like. Assuming they feel like they belong. Without hallway chats or shadowing, remote employees miss all the informal context that makes onboarding feel human—not just functional. Here’s how I’ve made it work: 💬 Over-communicate expectations and priorities 🎥 Use video, even for 15-minute check-ins 📅 Create a rhythm of connection—1:1s, team intros, buddy syncs ☕ Encourage informal conversations (yes, even virtual coffee chats) Remote doesn’t have to mean disconnected. In fact, with the right systems, it can feel even more inclusive. It took me many years of learning the hard way to build this out. And I’d like to share it with you, no strings attached. (see link in comments) That’s why I built these practices right in our Manager Onboarding Kit—to help leaders support their teams with intention, no matter where they are.

My remote hires (probably) ramp faster than yours. Here's why: Most remote onboarding means a calendar packed with Zoom meetings and endless Slacks from strangers. No real connection. No clear priorities. No clue how tall anyone actually is. It can feel isolating, especially when you’re new and eager to prove yourself. That’s why I take a different approach at UserEvidence. I meet every new hire in person during their first week. Wherever they live, on their home turf. Every time, it leads to the same outcome: faster ramp-up, stronger confidence, and immediate momentum. I’ve improved this process three times now, cutting out fluff and getting feedback from every person to make it even better for the next hire. They each get a beast of a Notion page that covers: - Key people to meet (and why those meetings matter) - Important docs and links to review right away - A roadmap for their first 30, 60, and 90 days, clearly outlining expectations and where I need them to take ownership From day one, new hires have full visibility into what's working, what's not, and where our biggest opportunities lie. They don't have to hunt for information, either. It’s all there for them: board decks, old marketing roadmaps, past OKRs, and a clear breakdown of the agencies and freelancers we partner with (plus their “superpowers” and how to best work with them). By the end of week one, we’ve already had honest and vulnerable conversations about: - How we can best work together  - Our working styles and weird work quirks to be aware of (we all have them) - What success looks like in their role - Where they want to grow and how I can help We also make time for fun and get to know each other outside of work. Like our upbringing, favorite life stories, and who we are as humans. Work matters, but who you work with matters even more. Building trust right out of the gate makes everything easier.

Stop “welcoming” new hires. Give them a win in 30 days instead. When I first hired 8 years back, I thought the best onboarding was all about making new hires feel at home. I was wrong. New hires actually struggle with: → Understanding the business and their role. → Aligning with company culture and expectations. → Getting that first “win” to build momentum. → Building relationships with colleagues. I’ve now completely changed our onboarding process. The only goal is to get new hires to their “first win” fast. Instead of generic training, we work backward from their first big achievement. Here’s the framework: Step 1: Define the “first win” (within 30 days) Every new hire gets a specific, meaningful milestone. 1. It should be important enough that not doing it has a business impact. 2. Something that pushes them but is achievable with team collaboration. 3. It should give them real insight into how we operate. Our new Demand Gen Marketer’s first win was securing Market Development Funds (MDF) from a partner. To do this, they had to: - Work with our internal team. - Engage with a partner manager. - Propose a campaign relevant to both companies. This wasn’t just a task (it was a meaningful contribution). Step 2: Provide context (without overloading them) Most onboarding programs drown new hires in endless presentations. We limit training to what they need for their first win. 1. A 45-minute deep dive on the company’s journey, priorities, and challenges. 2. Targeted learning on only what’s relevant for their milestone. 3. Hands-on guidance instead of passive training. For the Demand Gen hire, we focused on: - Who the partner manager was and their priorities. - How the partnership worked. - What MDF campaigns typically get approved. Step 3: Align them with our work culture Culture isn't learned in a handbook. It’s experienced. Every new hire is paired with a mentor to guide them through: → Quality Standards → What "good" looks like in our company. → Processes & Tools → How we work and collaborate. → Feedback Loops → How we review, iterate, and improve. The result? New hires achieve something meaningful within their first month. They feel pride, momentum, and confidence (not just onboarding fatigue). Great onboarding isn’t about information. It’s about impact. 💡 How do you set up new hires for success?