Here's my variation on the slightly dull unset method. It throws in a bit of 80's Stallone action spice into the mix. Enjoy!
<?php
/**
* function rambo (first blood)
*
* Completely and utterly destroys everything, returning the kill count of victims
*
* @param It don't matter, it’s Rambo baby
* @return Integer Body count (but any less than 500 and it's not really worth mentioning)
*/
function rambo() {
// Get the victims and initiate that body count status
$victims = func_get_args();
$body_count = 0;
// Kill those damn punks
foreach($victims as $victim) {
if($death_and_suffering = @unset($victim)) {
$body_count++;
}
}
// How many kills did Rambo tally up on this mission?
return($body_count);
}
?>