James wrote four short poems about flying monkeys that attack at night, a recurring odor that cannot be escaped, an ugly creature complaining about its appearance, and being bored and finding others boring.
2. Flying Monkeys!Flying monkey: We conquer all!When you see us,You run!We attack,During the night!You quake,In fear!We fly,Into your house!We,Are fluffy!We rip,Your hair out!We,Can fly!
3. The OdorI see the odor every night,Every day,Every morning,Every dawn,Every dusk,Every evening,Every holiday,Every month,Every week,Every year.…because…It’s on me!
4. Gaaaaaaa!I’m fat!I have no hair!I’m hideous!I’m barf green!Is that mold?!One arm is plump!And the other is about to disappear!Why am I like this?!When I was in public,Houston just said, "We are not alone!”.I’m badly dressed!I’m too ugly to write!