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10 Funny Quotes for your Next Presentation
The document lists ten humorous quotes to enhance presentations, emphasizing entertaining insights from notable figures like Mark Twain, Douglas Adams, and Henry Ford. Each quote offers a witty perspective on various themes such as procrastination, deadlines, and the nature of truth. Additionally, it promotes a resource for further presentation design assistance.
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This slide introduces the theme of using humor to enhance presentations.
Mark Twain's quote encourages using facts creatively in presentations.
Don Marquis humorously defines procrastination as keeping up with the past.
Douglas Adams shares a humorous take on deadlines and their impact.
Don Marquis emphasizes that ideas are separate from the beliefs of their supporters.
Henry Kissinger humorously claims his busy schedule prevents future crises.
Mark Twain humorously addresses the nature of generalizations.
Samuel Goldwyn powerfully states the importance of truthfulness over conformity.
An anonymous quote uses humor to comment on budget cuts affecting optimism.
Henry Ford humorously reflects on customer preferences versus innovation.
Margaret Thatcher discusses the nature of power in a humorous context.
This slide offers additional resources for improving presentation skills.
10 Funny Quotes for your Next Presentation
- 1. 1 10 FUNNY to livenup your next presentation
- 2. 2 “ GET YOURFACTS FIRST, THEN YOU CAN DISTORT THEM AS YOU PLEASE.”Mark Twain
- 3. 3 Don Marquis “PROCRASTINATION IS THEART OF KEEPING UP WITH YESTERDAY.”
- 4. 4 “ I LOVEDEADLINES. I LIKE THE WHOOSHING SOUND THEY MAKE AS THEY FLY BY.” Douglas Adams
- 5. 5 “ AN IDEAISN’T RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN IT.”Don Marquis
- 6. 6 “ THERE CANNOT BE ACRISIS NEXT WEEK. MY SCHEDULE IS ALREADY FULL.” Henry Kissinger
- 7. 7 “ ALL GENERALIZA TIONS ARE FALSE, INCLUDING THISONE.” Mark Twain
- 8. 8 “ I DON'TWANT YES-MEN AROUND ME. I WANT EVERYONE TO TELL THE TRUTH, EVEN IF IT COSTS THEM THEIR JOBS.” Samuel Goldwyn
- 9. 9 “ THE LIGHTAT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF DUE TO BUDGET CUTS.”Anonymous
- 10. 10 “ IF IHAD ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANTED, THEY WOULD HAVE SAID FASTER HORSES.”Henry Ford
- 11. 11 “ BEING POWERFULIS LIKE BEING A LADY. IF YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE, YOU AREN’T.” Margaret Thatcher
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