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Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.
The document is a satirical critique of the NSA's data collection practices, featuring a mock presentation about the extensive monitoring capabilities of the Prism program. It highlights the vast amounts of data collected from various sources such as emails, social media, and file transfers, while humorously offering assistance to the NSA in improving their presentation materials. The author expresses disdain for the current state of NSA communications, particularly their slides, while suggesting the value of the collected data.
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Emiland De Cubber addresses NSA regarding personal data. Expresses openness to data usage but defends personal privacy.
Introduction to PRISM, highlighting it as a major source of raw intelligence gathering.
Details on global monitoring capabilities and data sources. Lists several platforms used for data collection including Microsoft and Google.
Sequential overview from 2007 to 2013, noting significant dates related to data collection plans.
Discusses the financial aspect of PRISM with a yearly budget of $20 million, emphasizing the value of data.
Concludes with an invitation to assist in presentations and acknowledges contributors for the slide design.
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Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.
- 1. DEAR NSA, A quickwork by Emiland De Cubber @emilanddc - www.emiland.me
- 2. Dear NSA, You cando whatever you want with my data.
- 3. But not withmy eyes.
- 4. Those slides arehideous. I would have expected better from you...
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- 10. Let me takecare of your slides.
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- 12. The number onesource of raw intelligence.
- 13. How can wemonitor everything ? U.S. & CANADA EUROPE AFRICA ASIA & PACIFIC LATIN AMERICA & CARRIBEAN 4,972 Gbps 2,721 Gbps 2,946 Gbps 11 Gbps 5Gbps 343 Gbps 40 Gbps 1,345 Gbps So is your targets’ data. Most of the world’s communications are flowing through the U.S. Internation Internet Bandwidth
- 14. What will youreceive in collection? Email Chat Videos Photos File Transfers Login Activity SocialMediaProfiles Many more data sources available upon request.
- 15. From which sources? MicrosoftGoogle Yahoo! Facebook PalTalk YouTube Skype Aol Apple
- 16. What is theplan? 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
- 17. What is theplan? 09/11/07 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
- 18. What is theplan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
- 19. What is theplan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
- 20. What is theplan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 09/24/10 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
- 21. What is theplan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 09/24/10 02/06/11 03/31/11 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
- 22. What is theplan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 09/24/10 02/06/11 03/31/11 Added Oct. 12 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
- 23. How much? $ 20M peryear (It’s worth it. Come on, that’s a lot of data)
- 24. PRISM Welcome to anew world.
- 25. Even if youare not a government agency, I would be happy to help you with your next presentation. or contact me at : [email protected] Visit www.emiland.me
- 26. Thanks to allthese people! Font Lato by Łukasz Dziedzic Symbols by The Noun Project Prism by Martha Ormiston Email by Douglas Nash Conversation by Murali Krishna Super 8 Camera by John Caserta Polaroids by Johan H. W. Basberg Paper Clip by Marie Coons Key by William J. Salvador Community by Rémy Médard Social Media Icons Simple Icons by Dan Leech Proofreading Mack McConnell