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Dr goggins
- 1. Dr Goggins: (Screaming) JonVoyage: I’ve got some bad news Doctor Goggins is dead I want you to know I done everything I possibly could except from sucking out the poison. Any nice words to say about dear Doctor Goggins? Student: Rip Jon Voyage: Rip yes lets have a moment of silence, take your hat off! That should do it right hats on here you go monkey. I know you liked Goggins you can have his helmet. Come on Zoey come over here, whats wrong with your monkey? Student: He misses him Jon Voyage: He misses him bah, Goggins died ages ago you’ve got to live in the present moment! Monkey stop sniffing Mr Goggins helmet and lets get to work. Very pretty, play peanuts you get monkey. Come on then, don’t look at me like that. You can go between me and the monkey he likes you. The treasure is sitting on the island! Boys and girls, we have arrived in the centre of the island! You go that way Zoey I’ll go this way. We must set a trap I need someone expendable. No, Zoey. Here you are my dear hold onto these. You come and stand here and pretend you’re a tree. Ooo its very good very fetching right and finally I have raided the nest, the trap is set. Zoey I want you to lure the beast out take those leaves. That’s it. Lead her out to the edge Zoey. She’s doing very well. Ooo look at the size of that. Imagine its head and neck on a wall and I can get 30 pairs of dinosaur boots out of its tail. That’s it lure its head down to the egg I need to smash it round the back of the skull boys and girls I don’t want to damage its pretty face. Ah yes, you see maps don’t write themselves expeditions have to be paid for. When I take this dinosaur back to London Ill make a fortune Im going to have an extinction banquet Zoey and on the menu dinosaur omelette. Count with me boys and girls as I kill the dinosaur! Ooo let me explain something to you young lady its always the innocent that has to pay the price for someone else’s ambition. The sooner you understand that the less painful life will be isn’t that right grown ups? You lot don’t know what you’re talking about. Ill tell you what to make it easier on you ill start with the monkey. I’ve got a cabinet he’ll fit in perfectly. Count with me as we kill the monkey. Three, two, one die! Ooo I’ve been shot with the dart of love oh you horrible people. Phew, boys and girls , Zoey what a beautiful innocent creature previously I would’ve exploited those characters to gain but now its vunerability its naeivity its sweet trusting innocent nature.. I have had a change of heart Zoey step forward Im afraid young lady you must swim back to England alone and tell them Jon Voyage has dedicated his life to the protection of Honopopo and its beautiful inhabitants. I’ll take those, boys and girls a round of applause for our young explorerZoey. Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Aren’t you glad you volunteered? Yes you are there she goes lady’s and gentlemen. Wave goodbye to the dinosaur boys and girls she’s off back to sit upon the nest. A good days working is required, monkey I was wrong about you put it there old friend. He’s in need of greeting. Wave goodbye to the boy’s and girl’s. Goodbye Mr Business. Remember
- 2. this was theday you met captain Jon Voyage and until bon voyage from Jon Voyage.