This document provides an overview of a talk about PHP survival techniques for Drupal front end development. The talk will use square dancing as an analogy to explain PHP concepts and tricks. It will cover variables, arrays, objects, functions, conditionals, and fancy data structures. The presenter will discuss template files, the Devel module, and provide real-world homework assignments for participants. Overall, the talk aims to help attendees better understand the PHP that powers Drupal snippets and templates.