Grammys 2013 part deux
- 1. 2013 GRAMMY’S – PART DEUX Watched and Reviewed by Dana
- 2. BRUNO MARS JT – you need to watch this because this is how it is done! Wait…. What….
- 3. TAYLOR SWIFT, AGAIN! Stop cutting away to Taylor Swift dancing! Stop It!
- 4. BACK TO BRUNO You little dude can sing your itty bitty little ass off! Sting had you had Bruno around I might have been a Police fan! Reggae Music needs Pot! A bunch of Not High music superstars dancing in their fancy couture is just AWKWARD! Rihanna & the Marley bros might have been the only ones high.
- 5. THE LUMINEERS Hey Ho I like you all! Wow that Irish diddy thing really caught on. I bet Floggy Molly is pissed as all hell right now! What? Wow, Hey WTF Mellissa Etheridge cutaway? WTF with that hair man, that is not a good look sweety!
- 6. TAYLOR SWIFT, AGAIN STOP. THE. TAYLOR. SWIFT. CUTAWAYS. NOW.
- 7. JACK WHITE He is one creepy looking dude. But he is surrounded by women who are playing the tambourine, the cello, a violin, drums, and a slide guitar (?) – And he makes it work! How? That should not work! Then he runs over and is surrounded by men and plays some crazy typical Jack White thing. God he is one weird M.Effer. His talent must come directly from the devil, that is the only possibility. Plus he just does not give a crap whether you like him or not.
- 8. KATY PERRY Put yo’ boobies away and go home! Shut the Eff up forever! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! Even Ellen is troubled by you. Go away and never darken this planet again! Did I mention I hate you?
- 9. ALABAMA SHAKES Must be downloaded! She sang during the Levon tribute and she was awesome!
- 10. HUNTER HAYES Go away dude – really, just go away. The world does not need another Justin Bieber. Who cares if you toured with Carrie Underwood? Not me that is for sure! Just GO AWAY!
- 11. CARRIE UNDERWOOD Stop with the dress theatrics – it was a little cool in the beginning than it just go creepy! Here is the deal – go away for a year, be bad. Not kill anyone bad or contract an incurable disease bad, but sort of Rih Rih bad (minus the Chris Brown biz). You can’t sing about whiskey soaked memories if you ain’t got some whiskey soaked memories is all I’m sayin! You need to get yourself some secrets to hide before you sing anymore about hiding secrets. See where I am going with this?
- 12. PRINCE Freaky cool little leprechaun Which one is Prince?
- 13. GOTYE & KIMBRA Gotye, man dude, so uncool to drool over Prince like that – you were kinda verbally humping his leg, like a little Belgian Chihuahua. Kimbra – great dress, I mean really that was awesome! Looked like a fairy princess dress!
- 14. JAZZ BAND & SEACREST I know you all are famous and all, and that you are playing Dave Brubeck piece, and he is dead and all, but really I FF right through you. Only to end up with Seacrest – what kind of freaky kind of black magic is happening?
- 15. LEVON HELM TRIBUTE Elton, Zac Brown, Mumford & Sons, T Bone Burnett, Mavis Staples, Brittany (Alabama Shakes) – Now that is how to pay tribute to someone! This was awesome! Elton, man you transcend all genres, I forgive you for those freaky eyebrows. You even had Jack White up on his feet and it is a know fact that Jack hates everything, even himself!
- 16. JUANES Oh, I see why all of the Hispanic gals like you so much. You are one cute little papi! He is kind of a not so gay Ricky Martin cute. Nice touch with English and Espanol mixed in on the Elton song.
- 17. FRANK OCEAN I started with an open mind… Liked the intro… 2 seconds in FF! He Sucks! Lose the effing head band dude!
- 18. FINALE LL Cool J, Chuck D, Tom Morello on the guitar, Z Tripp MC’ing, Travis Barker on the drums – Now that is COOL! LL Cool J you need to be Jay Z’s VP – Nobody would mess with us! Watch for yourself! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfIC31g3frA