- The document appears to be notes from a multi-generational Sims family, known as the Boreds. Key events include Willow becoming a werewolf heir, Eva finishing a bestselling novel, and the twins Beatrix and Vash growing into teens.
- Strange men and women keep showing up at the house to flirt with family members, much to their annoyance. Ghosts also frequently haunt and scare the family.
- The twins express their aspirations - Beatrix wants to party and have babies, while Vash gets a scholarship and becomes a neutral witch.