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- 1. MAN WOMAN RELATIONSHIP
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- 17. SHOPPING MATH Aman will pay Rs.200 for a Rs.100 item he needs. A woman will pay Rs.100 for a Rs.200 item that she doesn't need.
- 18. GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- 19. HAPPINESS To behappy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- 20. LONGEVITY Married menlive longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
- 21. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE Awoman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- 22. HOW TO STOPPEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
- 23. Different Phases ofa man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
- 24. There is onlyone perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it
- 25. It's funny whenpeople discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
- 26. Wife: Darling todayis our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
- 27. Man: Is thereany way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
- 28. We always holdhands. If I let go, she shops.
- 29. If your dogis barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the Front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after you let him in
- 30. Eighty percent ofmarried men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
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- 32. Man is incompleteuntil he gets married, then he is finished.
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- 35. King Arthur NarayanaAsthra Photograph