Dialogue for Mod Elfborne

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This transcript involves dialogue with Mod Elfborne and the player.

Tower of Voices

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  • (Dialogue randomly cycles through the following:)
    • Mod Elfborne: All other gods are either Zaros or Seren in disguise!
    • Mod Elfborne: An elf falls in love with a goblin, they are shunned for their love but the player champions them.
    • Mod Elfborne: Daemonheim is actually a reality TV show and the elder gods are laughing at players!
    • Mod Elfborne: Dragonkin are lovely really. It's just the player who sees monsters!
    • Mod Elfborne: Every demon has twelve names, only three of which a mortal could pronounce!
    • Mod Elfborne: Everybody wants a go with Armadyl's staff!
    • Mod Elfborne: Goblins are just elves that have shrunk in the wash!
    • Mod Elfborne: Guthix is actually Seren's sister and Zaros's long lost son!
    • Mod Elfborne: *huff*
    • Mod Elfborne: Remember all this, there will be a test!
    • Mod Elfborne: *sigh*
    • Mod Elfborne: Sliske just wants the player to love him, but cannot work out how to share his feelings!
    • Mod Elfborne: The elder gods are mere pawns of the even elderer gods!
    • Mod Elfborne: The player is actually mad and is really in an asylum!
    • Mod Elfborne: The Sixth Age is over! You missed the Seventh Age! It's now the Eighth Age!
    • Mod Elfborne: There are twelve Elfborne crystals scattered across RuneScape! Find them all!
    • Mod Elfborne: Waaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!
    • Mod Elfborne: What if the elder gods are actually just Zaros's practical joke?
    • Mod Elfborne: When goblins invent computers, BandOS will return!
    • Mod Elfborne: You're really a god disguised as a human!