Here’s proof that we Newfoundlanders are too trusting.
I was just driving up the highway towards my home when I noticed this guy, totally dressed in Camo, and holding an axe. He was hitchhiking. When I drove on past him, he looked confused to why I never gave him a ride. HE HAD AN AXE!
A few other cars passed, and he had the same look on his face. (like what is wrong with you people, haven’t you ever given an axe wielding maniac a ride before) Finally, someone did stop and give him a ride.
Note to drivers: Never, never give a guy with an axe (or any other possible weapon) a ride.
FrightsNBites 
Right, a lumberjack outfit, MAYBE. Camos, forget it. Hockey mask – me might already be in your back seat.
Hey, at least it’s more straightforward than crazy people on the subway…
You should have stopped and asked him if he could trade the ride for dismantling bodies for you.
On account of you having had your axe confiscated.
hehehe
I got it. He was hunting for the perfect Christmas tree!
I think he was a rabbit catcher hunting zombie bunnies
He’s going to need a bigger axe!
I was thinking about doing a post about hitch-hiking, and how nobody picks anybody up. That settles it. If it’s good enough for you, I should be able to wring a little something from it.