Book Humor Quotes (10 quotes)

“Nope, I’m good, thanks.”
― Coco Calvoz Cordon, Debbie Wants No Words

tags: book-humor, funny-kids-books, kids-lit, picture-book, read-aloud, reluctant-reader, storytime

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“If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri

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“I would have understood if they had killed him.”
― L.J. Smith, Daughters of Darkness

tags: book-humor, night-world

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“Come on sweetheart, wet your whistle, my little inanimate hussy." ~Steve”
― Lucian Bane, Dom Wars: Round Five

tags: book-humor, hilarious-quotes

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“It isn't against the law to be an idiot.”
― Henry Branwell

tags: book-humor

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“People hide the truth to protect those they love!”
― Craig Mercier, The Book of Craigisms

tags: book-humor, hero, inpirational, philosphy, self-help, self-help-book

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“Sometimes I look at my bookshelf and then back at myself and, realize my bookshelf is more put together than my own life.”
― Ella Exterkamp

tags: book-humor

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“Reading books contributes to happiness, and being happy is good for your health. Therefore, reading is good for your health.”
― Melissa Hutchinson

tags: book-humor, humor, humorous-quotes, reading

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“Maybe she’d never imagined herself having a fairy-tale romance like Charity’s, but she wouldn’t protest having a husband who was fine to look at. Very fine indeed.”
― Jody Hedlund, Convincing the Cowgirl

tags: book-humor, humorous-quotes, jody-hedlund, marriage-of-convenience, romance, western-romance

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“Are you…crying?”
“No. I have a condition where my tear ducts produce an excess of warm, salty water when I’m tired or in distress.”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer

tags: book-humor, hilarious, sassy

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