Asher Atchick

“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“Out here on the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned. Immaculate.”
― Jim Morrison

“Literature is the most agreeable way of ignoring life.”
― Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet