Donna

“Go back to your wife....you man whore!" Shouted the old woman, raising her walker for another strike.”
― Shannon K. Butcher, Burning Alive

“What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?”
― Darynda Jones, Death and the Girl Next Door

“I've been thinking," Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, "if you get all lovey-dovey and decide to elope to Las Vegas where Jared uses his powers to clean up at the poker tables and you guys buy a mansion in the Manzano Mountains with twenty-seven rooms and decide - because you're rich and all - to buy a new computer, can I have your iMac then?"
"Um, no, you're not getting my iMac."
"Dang.”
― Darynda Jones, Death and the Girl Next Door

“Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers”
― Darynda Jones, Death and the Girl Next Door