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Notes:
(1) Snow: "The girl who was on fire, you have provided a spark that, left unattended, may grow to an inferno that destroys Panem."
Katniss: "Why don't you just kill me now?"
Snow: "Publicly?... That would only add fuel to the flames."
- Evil he may be, but Snow's killing it with the puns and metaphors!
(2) Snow: "How's the handsome cousin?"
- Ouch! Sick burn by Snow.
Nov 01, 2020 11:50PM
Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)

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Jayson
Jayson is 97% done


Notes:
(1) "Our full stomachs make us more uncomfortable and breathless than we were on the morning's climb. I begin to regret those last dozen oysters."
- "Last dozen"? How many dozens were there?
(2) "My shaking hands slide the wire from the hilt, wind it around the arrow just above the feathers, and secure it with a knot picked up in training."
- Know your knots, people!
Dec 15, 2020 12:15AM
Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)


Jayson
Jayson is 94% done


Notes:
(1) "Twenty-four rolls from District 3 ... No one says it, but eight will divide up perfectly after the next death."
- Katniss may stink at science, but she's mastered death math.
(2) "I wish Haymitch would stop sending us that District 3 bread and get us some more of that District 4 stuff."
- Katniss Everdeen, bread critic.
- Katniss proving beggars can be choosers.
Dec 14, 2020 12:10AM
Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)


Jayson
Jayson is 92% done


Notes:
(1) "It wasn't real, I tell myself. The same way the muttation wolves last year weren't really the dead tributes. It's just a sadistic trick of the Gamemakers."
- Finally! After nearly a whole book we get confirmation about it.
(2) "If only one of us can be a parent, anyone can see it should be Peeta."
- Well, obviously. Peeta's the better person for nearly anything.
Dec 13, 2020 01:30AM
Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)


Jayson
Jayson is 90% done


Notes:
(1) "Wiress ... starts quietly singing some funny little song, about a mouse running up a clock. It must be for children, but it seems to make her happy."
- I guess "Hickory Dickory Dock" isn't very popular in District 12.
(2) "I go back to imagining killing the president."
- Seems like killing the president is Katniss' happy place. Well, whatever keeps her centered.
Dec 12, 2020 12:10AM
Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)


Jayson
Jayson is 88% done


Notes:
(1) "The only thing that distracts me from my current situation is fantasizing about killing President Snow. Not very pretty daydreams for a seventeen-year-old girl, I guess, but very satisfying."
- Katniss sounding like a serial killer. Well, if there was ever a time.
(2) Peeta: "Well, it must be monkey hour."
- Monkey Hour sounds fun! Wait... right, murder monkeys.
Dec 11, 2020 12:10AM
Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)


Jayson
Jayson is 86% done


Notes:
(1) "[Johanna] steps forward before I can react and slaps me so hard I see stars ... Finnick tosses her writhing body over his shoulder and carries her out into the water and repeatedly dunks her while she screams a lot of really insulting things at me."
- That's one way to cool her temper.
- Something tells me he wouldn't get away with this if he wasn't so handsome.
Dec 10, 2020 12:05AM
Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)


Jayson
Jayson is 84% done


Notes:
(1) "Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?"
- Katniss, even in the midst of death and danger, remembers to stay sassy.
(2) "A parachute lands next to us with a fresh loaf of bread ... I make a note to myself. Be friends with Finnick. You'll get food."
- Katniss, slowly learning that there are tangible benefits to making friends.
Dec 09, 2020 12:10AM
Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)


Jayson
Jayson is 82% done


Notes:
(1) "I take the monkeys for a good sign."
- Monkeys are never a good sign!
(2) "The monkeys explode into a shrieking mass of orange fur."
- The shrieking seems like the worst part.
(3) "I bring down monkey after monkey, targeting eyes and hearts and throats, so that each hit means a death."
- Human-like they may be, Katniss apparently has zero issues killing monkeys.
Dec 08, 2020 12:40AM
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Jayson
Jayson is 80% done


Notes:
(1) "Our jumpsuits are no help at all. We may as well be dressed in tissue paper, for all the protection they give."
- Possibly that's the idea... to kill Tributes off quicker.
(2) "Now I'm so thankful I didn't kill Finnick, because how would I have gotten Peeta out of here alive? So thankful to have someone else on my side."
- Katniss learns the value of friendship.
Dec 07, 2020 12:40AM
Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)


Jayson
Jayson is 78% done


Notes:
(1) "[Peeta] takes a cube of rodent meat, skewers it on the tip of a pointed stick, and lets it fall into the force field. There's a sharp sizzle and the stick flies back. The chunk of meat is blackened on the outside but well cooked inside. We give him a round of applause, then quickly stop, remembering where we are."
- The Hunger Games is not a cooking competition!
Dec 06, 2020 12:10AM
Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)


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aarja Snow does burn. A cold burn, you see.


Jayson Aarja wrote: "Snow does burn. A cold burn, you see."

Yup, he's so cold he causes freezer burn. 🧊🔥


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TMR He’s brutal.


Jayson TMR wrote: "He’s brutal."

Cold as ice 😁👍


Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ Willing to sacrifice their love. 😂


Jayson Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ wrote: "Willing to sacrifice their love. 😂"

The cousin lovin'? Yes, indeed :)


GridGirl You continuing the puns and metaphors is lit!


✝✝ Christina ✝✝✝ If Snow continues the burns and metaphors, he may melt along with his control of Panem


Jayson GridGirl wrote: "You continuing the puns and metaphors is lit!"

I have a soft spot for them, and always try to find a place for them in reviews and updates 😁👍


Virginia Ronan ♥ Herondale ♥ Haha! I agree. Snow is quite good with puns and metaphors! He has a clever mind that one.


Jayson ✝✝ Christina ✝✝✝ wrote: "If Snow continues the burns and metaphors, he may melt along with his control of Panem"

I guess if they're offensive enough, it might cause people to dislike him. Though few people actually get to talk to him one on one, so not everyone feels their pun-gency.


Jayson Virginia Ronan wrote: "Haha! I agree. Snow is quite good with puns and metaphors! He has a clever mind that one."

Puns and metaphors are the bread and butter of any decent Bond villain. It's a sign of deviousness. Snow definitely belongs among their ilk 😁👍


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