The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook Quotes

“We stood there in silence on the platform as the train picked up speed and disappeared into the tunnel. As it rumbled away, I could still hear Vernon’s terrified, final screams echoing in my head. “That was the worst prize ever,” said Donut.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Okay, let me know the moment you see that next platform. In a couple minutes we’re going to…” Peaking at Number 2 on January 13, 2007, it’s “Fergalicious!” The announcement was so loud it rattled the walls.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“The dinosaur had gone crazy”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“In stage three, this mob’s form has changed, and it bears very little resemblance to its original self. Kind of like how all you humans did after you finally got out of quarantine.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Together”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Can you please stop shouting,” Donut said. “It upsets Mongo.” Mongo squawked in agreement. Carl: Now you know how I feel when you type in all caps. Donut: THAT’S NOT THE SAME THING”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“You know what we need?” Donut asked”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Reading the words of those who have come before me”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“You will not be lobbing balls at me”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“This whole floor is a racist political cartoon,”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Sometimes the unwashed masses forget their place in the machine. And sometimes these dregs bubble up to the surface”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“that was a choice, not the only path.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“I hated this. Why does everything need to be so complicated? Can’t people just be loyal?”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“I told her to go fuck herself, and she laughed as if I was joking.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“it struck me how someone so different, so alien, could still be so similar to me. Some things were just universal, I guessed.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“I always wish to ride with fellow warriors, especially into the unknown.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“It is said they have the ability to cause one’s heart to beat so quickly, it literally bursts into flames, which is both disgusting and one of the most metal things ever.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“She glared at a dwarf crawler. “You giving me the hairy eyeball? Back the fuck up!”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“You know what we need?” Donut asked, looking about. “We need alcohol. And dancing. Let’s party.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“I clicked Yes”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“What was that”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“I needed to talk to Mordecai about that once he got out of jail.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Yes,: Loita said. “We are putting tighter controls on the information crawlers are being fed through these interviews in an attempt to make the crawl more equitable toward those who aren’t privileged enough to get a view of the world outside the dungeon.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“We are purchasing a personal space upgrade,” Mordecai said, “A cleaner bot.”
...
Katia wordlessly paid for it , and we marched back into the personal space.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“ELLE: Are you about to do something really stupid, or have you done it already?
CARL: Both.
ELLE: Hang on. Let me ask. Don’t get your hopes up.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Instead, I am now looking through a hole in the floor at definitive proof that humans and Neanderthals are related.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“into a race of mostly mercenaries and vagrants. They are hunted ruthlessly by the tunnel trolls, who like to capture and lick them. Not because they impart any sort of hallucinogenic effect. It’s just that tunnel trolls are weird-ass fuckers.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Okay. What will you be doing?” “We have some more friends who are trapped all the way at the end of the line. We’re going to save them. Each and every one.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Donut: CARL! CARL! HEKLA SHOT KATIA WITH AN INVISIBLE ARROW! I SAW IT WITH MY SUNGLASSES! SHE DID IT EARLIER, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A MISTAKE BUT SHE DID IT AGAIN. IT WAS MIXED IN WITH HER REGULAR ARROWS. IT WENT INTO HER SCOOP. THE ARROWS ARE STILL STUCK IN HER! I THINK SHE DID IT ON PURPOSE!”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“He left, and now it’s too late to tell him I love him. I never said it. I’m about to die, and it’s all I can think about. So if you see him, tell him I said I was sorry, and that he was right. He’ll know about what. Tell him I said if there is an afterlife I promise not to give him shit ever again. He can eat all the damn traveler biscuits he wants. I promise not to get mad about him taking risks. Not about girls. Not about him stealing my Matchbox cars. Nothing. And tell him I love him. That’s the most important part. It’s always been the most important part, but I didn’t realize it until it was too late. I gotta go. Damn shade gremlins. Get them for me, brother. Get them all.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook